Circa 2008. New Jersey. Two Desi Roommates.
V: P, aaj mera naam ka parcel aaya hai India se
P: I don't care. when are you cleaning the room
V: aaj tum room clean kar rahe ho
P: har baar main room clean karta hu. I think its your turn
V: but aaj se tum room clean karoge aur washroom bhi for the next three weeks
P: WTF. why would I do it for you loser? Hum dono ek saath US aaye the. saath mein apni nayi zindagi ki shuruwat ki thi -- aaj main kaha hoon aur tum kahan ho. Mere paas honda civic hai with leather seats, apartment lease hai, long term project hai, accha billing rate hai -- kya hai tumhaarey paas?
V: Mere paas ma ....ke haat ka khana hai from India which will last for 3 weeks :P
P happily starts cleaning.